We Audit the Chaos so You Can Reclaim the Calm.

The Problem

Most modern playrooms aren’t designed for children; they are designed for consumers. We are sold "activity centers" that do the thinking for the child, and "storage solutions" for toys that haven't been touched in months. The result? Overstimulated kids and exhausted parents.

The Philosophy

At The Playroom Audit, we believe in High-Intent Play. We look at every object through a ruthless lens:

• Is it Open-Ended? Can it be a bridge today and a skyscraper tomorrow?
• Is it Low-Stim? No batteries, no flashing lights, no unearned dopamine.
• Is it Heirloom Quality? Will it survive three children and still look beautiful on a shelf?

The Auditors

Led by Camil and Andreea, we are parents who got tired of the "Plastic Cycle." We realized that fewer, better objects led to longer, deeper play. We don't just "review" toys—we Audit them. We live with them, test their durability, and measure their "play-value-per-square-foot."

Our Guarantee

We only recommend what we keep. If a toy fails our audit, we tell you why. If it passes, it’s because it earned its place in our home—and yours.