About the Auditors

The Auditors

We didn’t start out as auditors. We started as parents drowning in plastic.

Like most families, we fell for the False Economy. We bought the "bargain" boxes at the supermarket to buy ten minutes of peace. We said "yes" to every beeping, flashing gift from well-meaning relatives.

The result? Our home felt like a plastic graveyard. We were paying a Spatial Tax on every square foot of our living room for toys our child didn't even play with. We noticed the Concentration Gap—the way our child would hop from one flashing light to the next, never actually reaching that state of "Deep Play" that is vital for development.

A Unified Front

The Audit began at 3:00 AM, somewhere between a sharp piece of hollow plastic and a "demo mode" siren that wouldn't turn off. We realized that our playroom wasn't a place of growth; it was a high-interest loan against our child's focus and our own sanity.

We decided to stop being curators of clutter and start being Auditors.

While one of us focuses on the Resale Velocity and the "math" of the playroom, the other audits the Sensory Integrity and the developmental flow of our home. Together, we developed the Playroom Audit Framework (PAF) to strip away the marketing fluff and look at the cold, hard reality of play.

Our Mission

The Playroom Audit was born from a simple realization: We don't need more toys; we need better math. We look for the "Heirloom Heroes"—the assets that build focus, hold their resale value, and respect the boundaries of a modern home.

We’re here to help you audit your space, fire the "Space Thieves," and invest in play that actually pays dividends.

Stop buying more. Start buying better.